There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a crooked little house.
Disturbing bunch of words, isn't it? It's supposed to be a nursery rhyme, but for some reason, the creator of this game decided to make it the pièce de résistance of the entire game. The Crooked Man is an RPG horror game which is supposed to frighten the living daylights out of you.
Warning: This post contains spoilers and some fairly disturbing images, so please proceed with caution.